Kids, I have bad news…The Beek has left The Creek…alright well that’s old news but it was still sad! 

I have had to take a step back from the Digest and consequently, will not be updating the site any longer. But considering I had so many of you logging on each day and posting your comments, I am doing my best to find a new recruit to can keep the Digest alive!

Until then, thanks for all your support and check back soon for new management!

Alright, I know Hollywood is far from normal but REALLY…having a picture of yourself on your own birthday cake, is that really neccessary? And it’s not even a good picture, it looks like one of those dodgy ‘fan art’ pictures that losers who think they can draw celebrities send into magazines.

Eva’s assistant, who I can only assume got fired, organised the cake for her 33rd birthday party in Miami over the weekend. Edda’s Cake Designs in Miami spent over 3 hours icing the cake to make sure the picture was perfect.

Perhaps they needed four hours?

Halle Berry’s baby name has been confirmed to People Magazine - Nahla Ariela Aubry.

Wow - Halle really loves Disney movies huh? Who could forget the moving performance of Nahla in The Lion King? And I know it was Ariel in The Little Mermaid but geez, what’s at extra ‘A’ at the end?

I’m just glad she didn’t go with Pocahantas.

Ooh this is naughty, naught, naughty!

There are rumours going around that Sex and the City’s Kristin Davis has a sex tape of her own! It all started over a photo of Kristin or are very close Kristin look-a-like going down on some guy.

For the X-rated photo click here, but be warned…it is NOT suitable for work and is pretty intense!  

Samantha Jones would be proud!

Here’s Jennifer Aniston holidaying in Miami this week looking hot in her hot pink bikini! 

So many people have issues with Jennifer, bloggers seem to hate her with a passion for some reason but I’ve always liked her which, if you read this blog regularly, you’ll know it’s rare for me to like a celeb, particularly if everyone else already hates them!

Rachel Bilson is the latest celeb to get her own clothing line. The OC hottie is launching a sportswear line for DKNY.  

“This is something that I have been interested in doing for such a long time, I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity for it to be done right. 

I want to show people that you don’t have to pay a million dollars for clothes that look good. For me, I love vintage clothes, and I shop vintage all the time. It’s fun to play and put things together. You don’t have to spend a lot to get a great look.” 

The collection will be hitting the states in September and is called Edie Rose. Edie after Bilso’s grandmother and Rose after a family friend. 

No one contact me in September please, it’s going to be a lot of work to get to the states and make sure I have 3 of each item and I don’t care who I have to knock down to get them. Women, children, elderly…get my way and we’ll see what happens! 

The marketing team behind Forgetting Sarah Marshall has gone all out to promote this movie!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is about some dude who gets dumped by his movie star girlfriend blah, blah, blah. Anyway, there has been a fake blog set up – ihatesarahmarshall.com and there are posters plastered all over the states, it’s brilliant, check it out!

Here it is people – Madonna and JT’s single, 4 Minutes. This obviously isn’t the video but the audio is all legit. What do you think?

Halle Berry has finally popped! A source has said: 

“Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.” 

The name has not been revealed yet but Halle’s rep said she’s ‘doing great’. 

Come onnnnnnnn baby name! I love this part!

It’s been a while since we’ve all sat back and had a laugh at Tom Cruise hasn’t it? Well, actually that’s not true, I’m pretty certain we frequently sit back at laugh at him and his lesbian haircut.

BUT - here’s some old school Tom Cruise, celebrating his birthday on a cruise ship back in 2004. Tom, in all seriousness, gets up and performs Old Time Rock n Roll. He does not do it well.

Brilliant.