
Here’s the first picture of Nicole and Joel’s bub, Harlow. The kid actually scrubs up pretty nice, don’t you think? Here’s what Nicole had to say to People…
On breastfeeding: “There’s just so much I can’t eat because she’s sensitive. I eat really bland food, chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milke, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you’re pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you’re breastfeeding.”
On being in labour: “I don’t know what time I actually went into labour but I pushed for 10 minutes.” Joel chims in here and says ” She came out and she was crying and the doctor goes ‘Well, it looks like you got a little girl.’”
On the six weeks since the birth: “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”
I’m going to take a wild guess and say she can’t remember life before the baby because she spent most of that time fucked up or passed out from not eating. Isn’t that blindingly obvious?


