RACHEL AND HAYDEN MOVE OUT TO THE FARM

Alright, so I was a little bit on the ‘anger management’ side when I first got word that Rachel Bilson was dating Hayden Christensen but weren’t we all? Summer and Seth will always live on as my favourite Hollywood couple and to go from Brody to Christensen? No, thanks, not for me.

BUT - I still had hopes that once this whole Jumper excitement was over, she’d dump his ass! Unfortauntely, that doesn’t look like it’s happening anytime soon.

Hayden and his mum picked Rachel up from the airport at Toronto over the weekend and then head out to Hayden’s farm where he has TWO PIGS living inside the house. Unbelievable.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN DOES DETAILS

Just because I have a problem with Hayden Christensen - mainly because he’s a little bitch and he’s dating Rachel Bilson who could do a lot better - doesn’t mean that everyone has a problem with Hayden ok?

So I’m doing the right thing and posting these shots of him in Details Magazine because I’m a nice person damnit!

Meanwhile, Jumper pulled in $27.2 million dollars over the weekend and went straight to number one in the US and Britain. Don’t know how this worked because the movie sucked arse.

And the so called “sex scene” with Rachel and Hayden was a 15 second bra shot. Don’t waste your $15.

KRISTEN AND RACHEL ROCK THE VIDEO GAME AWARDS

Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson attended the Spike TV Video Game Awards this week, both rocking out their sparkled outfits! Rachel is rumoured to be coming to Australia at the end of January with that tool of a boyfriend of hers Gayden Christensen, to promote their latest film, Jumper. He better watch out because if he gets in my way of getting a photo and maybe a pash from Rachel Bilson, so help me God I will take his arse down.