Geogre Clooney made the realization that he lives around the block from Britney Spears the night of her infamous stand off with police where she was strapped down and taken to hospital. George is pissed and now wants to move:
“I’d gone upstairs, and I came out and I’m in a robe. All of the sudden I see all this s–t going on. I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it’s a chase scene. It’s something out of Die Hard.
I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, ‘Get a baseball bat’ – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, ‘Are you OK?’And she’s like, ‘Yes.’
And I said, ‘Look, if there’s someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.’
And she’s like, ‘What the f–k are you talking about? I’m in my apartment.’
I go, ‘You’re not in the guesthouse?’
‘No.’So I’m, like, ‘Well, then, what the f–k is going on?’
And I go out and I’m running around with a baseball bat in my robe. And it turns out it’s Britney Spears’ house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.”
If someone’s in the house, say ‘stonehenge’? Are you fucking joking? Does anyone ever say Stonehenge? If there was someone in the house, they would have shot her the second they heard that come out of her mouth. How about something a little more discreet like ‘Oceans 11’ or ‘Matt Damon’? That’s all George ever talks about, no-one would have thought twice.
