EVA EATS HERSELF FOR HER BIRTHDAY

Alright, I know Hollywood is far from normal but REALLY…having a picture of yourself on your own birthday cake, is that really neccessary? And it’s not even a good picture, it looks like one of those dodgy ‘fan art’ pictures that losers who think they can draw celebrities send into magazines.

Eva’s assistant, who I can only assume got fired, organised the cake for her 33rd birthday party in Miami over the weekend. Edda’s Cake Designs in Miami spent over 3 hours icing the cake to make sure the picture was perfect.

Perhaps they needed four hours?

EVA FOR BEBE SPORT

Eva Longoria Parker (cringe, get rid of that ridiculous last name) has done the new ad campaign for Bebe Sport.

These are nice and bright aren’t they? With just a touch of photoshot, wouldn’t you say?

EVA GETS TATTOOED

Eva Longoria has gone and done the one thing that pushes married couples into divorce…she got a tattoo. Eva had the word ‘nine’ tattooed on the back of her neck because it’s Tony Parker’s jersey number.

Oh pleeeeease! “I love my husband so much, I’m going to get the number of his jersey tattooed on me!”.

You’re a fool, Eva. And by the way, you can’t even read it, it looks like scribble!