Today in entertainment…
Christina Aguilera and her massive knockers appeared on Ellen this week and let me tell you, you cannot take your eyes of them the whole interview. You think they look big in photos – just wait until you watch the video!
It’s obvious I wasn’t the only one scared of the lifesize moon they put in the poor kids nursery because Ellen steps in to give Christina a new moon. It’s still life size but it’s got Ellen’s face on it instead.
Meanwhile, here are some more shots of the bub.
X-Tina has had her exclusive with People Magazine and has now moved to Hello Magazine.
Can we please talk about how fucking huge that dog looks in this picture? Yes, I am talking about the actual dog on the right, I’m not being a bitch. Looks like it could swallow the kid whole.
Christina told Hello about having a C-Section (nothing’s off limits anymore)…
“I didn’t want any surprises. Honestly, I didn’t want any tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section anyway. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!”
Seriously, that dog is fucking HUGE!
Oh would you just look at this!
Christina Aguilera and little Max have posed for People Magazine. Lucky for her, he’s a beautiful baby!
Now this is a nice story so I want to keep my negative side out of this but check the photo of their nursery on the cover. That moon is the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. How’s that kid gonna sleep at night when he starts to see?
Nicole Richie stepped out once again. She’s been putting in a solid social effort since the baby was born but only for a brief cameo then she’s back home.
“She only sleeps three hours at a time. She’s with grandma now, but if she wakes up…”
I take back what I said about Lindsay looking good. She may have got the hair right but now she’s decided to do a Michael Jackson but in the opposite direction.
And finally, X-Tina. Who I’m now a tad obsessed with. I’m just amazed someone’s boobs can get that big from childbirth. They could seriously take over the world if someone’s not looking.
UPDATE: Christina’s rep has confirmed that she did give birth to a boy and I am thrilled to announce – HE HAS A NORMAL NAME! “
Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy! He came in at 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches“
Meanwhile, Christina has made a personal announcement on her official website where she has also uploaded a personal video for her song “Save Me From Myself” which includes footage from their wedding.“
Dear fans,Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world.I
n honor of our love for each other and our growing family, I have put together a special video for the song “Save Me From Myself” off my Back to Basics album. This video is very dear to me as it includes actual footage from our personal wedding video!
Just a little something to say ‘thank you’ for your undying love and support. It is in no small part because of you that I live such a blessed and wonderful life!
Please download and enjoy…
With all my love,
Christina”
Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera have both given birth at Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre today.
Nicole and Joel have welcomed a baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, weighing in at 6lbs 7 oz. Both reps have said “The beautiful healthy baby girl is home with her ecstatic parents.”
What is so wrong with Kate Madden? Was it really necessary to add Harlow Winter? What the fuck kind of name is that? Next.
Meanwhile, Christina has given birth to a boy although her rep is not confirming and is still claiming she’s pregnant.
I know pretty much everyone in Hollywood is pregnant at the moment…including the men…but rumours are also starting to surface that Avril Lavigne is 6 weeks pregnant. You just know if she is pregnant and has a boy he’ll only be referred to as Avril’s Ska8er Boi for most his life.
A very heavily pregnant Christina Aguilera celebrated her 27th birthday with husband, Jordan Bratman on Tuesday night. The singer chose to celebrate with a few close friends at Houston’s restaurant in West Hollywood.
And rumour has it Christina is booked in for a C-section on January 10 next year.
Ahh Pacey. I’ll never get tired of him. He’s doing his bit to support the writers strike that’s still going strong in LA at the moment. Now, most actors bought food to help feed the masses of protesters to keep them going but I guess a homemade sign is just as good isn’t it? I mean, he hasn’t had work since Dawson’s Creek, he can’t afford food for himself let alone whiney writers, cut him some slack!
