Today in entertainment…
If you want to know why Britney is so fucked up, click here.
This is what happens to her wherever she goes. This video is of the paparazzi chasing her after she was released from hospital. Watch them piss bolt out of their cars when she stops at traffic lights, take their pictures, run back to their cars and wait until the next set of traffic lights.
Fuck me dead, I’d turn into a nutcase as well!
Britney Spears has been let out of hospital before her 14 day extension period was up. The doctors said Britney was not a threat to herself or others.
TMZ have got a team of photographers camped outside her house right this second waiting for her to come home. So I guess now it’s just back to making her life hell then?
Poor little Britters. Brit will grace the cover of the March Rolling Stone where they go into detail of her demise. Here’s an excerpt from the article.
A crush of managers in black shirts and gold name tags try to keep the peace, but the crowd running after Britney gets larger, and now the shopgirls have started to catch up to her, one of them slipping spectacularly in her platform shoes, grazing her elbow. She pulls herself up, mustering the strength to tap Britney’s shoulder. “Um, I’m from the South too,” she mumbles, “and I was wondering if I could get a picture with you for my little sister.”
Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. “I don’t want her talking to me!” she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. “I don’t know who you think I am, bitch,” she snarls, “but I’m not that person.”
I don’t like posting on Britters anymore. Every day I wake up to something new Brit did overnight that everyone treats as breaking news. It was getting a tad ridiculous. But I will tell you this…
Lil’ Brit had an argument last night with Sam Lutfi, supposedly because he was telling her she needed to speak to her mum and get help. Brits then stormed out and sat out the front of her house, crying to the paparazzi.
Later that night, Britney’s mum, dad, cousin, Sam Lutfi and her paparazzi BF, Adnan Ghalib all rocked up to her house at the same time. TMZ has been reporting that the family have been planning an intervention for weeks so this could well be it.
Britney hasn’t spoken to her mum for months so who knows? The only catch is that if Britney wants help, she has to voluntarily commit herself to hospital.
SO – that’s all you need to know for now!
This is beyond disgusting.
The Associated Press have already started to draft up Britney Spears obituary so they’re the first one’s to publish should she die. Entertainment editor, Jesse Washington told Us Weekly:
We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a log time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
If Britney was to kill herself, sit back and watch every person who’s made fun of her or chased her down the street retract everything they’ve ever said and go on about what a loss it is and what a young talented person she was and what a tragedy it is. It’s beyond a joke now. This is completely inexcusable.
Rosie O’Donnell has written this letter in regards to poor old Britney. I hate to admit it kids. But this big lesbian knows what she’s talking about. Rosie’s right….
I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.
She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.
All this fresh, painful frailty costs her so much, but it lines their pockets very well. A kings ransom was paid for those tabloid-ready cheap shots of her with messy hair, tear-soaked eyes, and the half-smile of a desperate baby girl.
“I’m scared,” she told them yesterday, when they later mobbed her at court. “Move back,” she said. “I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.”
Sometimes it really is too much. Internal wires cross. Anxiety hits. Panic sets in the heart. Dread. Fear.
But she asked for it, she’s a public figure.
At eight years old, she bravely stood before a microphone. By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script.
Not a girl, barely even a woman yet, they chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. Even Dr. “Get Real” Phil got in on the action. Unreal.
83 million albums sold so far. How many pictures?
The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.
You know how bride’s always bang on about hoe they pay so much money for their wedding dress and only get to wear it once? Well Britney is the new ambassador against single wear wedding dresses!
Brit wore her wedding dress out and about with this paparazzo she’s nailing.
Wow. Just days into 2008 and already Britney’s been strapped down and taken to hospital. Here’s everything you need to know…
- Britney refused to hand over the kids back to K-Fed. The child monitor had put Sean Preston in the car and went back to collect Jayden James but Britney had locked the two of them in the bathroom.
- The cops were called and after a three hour showdown, they eventually broke through the door and strapped Britney down to a gurney where she was apparently laughing hysterically the whole time which is why she had to be strapped down to begin with.
- Britney was then taken to Cedars-Sinai Hospital and is currently being held under a “5150 hold” which means is a possible danger to herself and others.
- At first it was thought that Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance but her blood test has come back clean. TMZ had reported from the beginning that Britney’s breakdown was not drug or alcohol related but purely mental which was not unexpected.
- The cops have also reported that Britney had not slept or eaten for days which was another reason for the mental evaluation.
- Right now, Britney is under a minimum 72 hour lock down in the hospital which could turn into 14 days. At the end of the evaluation is the doctors determine she’s no longer a danger to herself or others, she’s free to go.
So there you have it. I’m surprised it took this long to be honest. I’ve said this from the start and I’ll say it again…Hollywood is a nasty, nasty bitch and has no qualms taking your soul! Poor Britters came into this game so young and couldn’t handle it and now here she is getting dragged away for a mental evaluation.
It’s not always what it’s cracked up to kids!
Click here to check out Britney’s new clip for ‘Piece of Me’
TMZ have got Britter’s caught on tape walking out of a gas station stealing a blue lighter. That’s right people, a blue lighter! Someone call the cops, the FBI, Judge Judy, whoever you can get your hands on to bring this bitch to justice!
How much is a lighter in the States? $1.47? Calm the fuck down people. Are things that quiet in the Britney V Paparazzi world that this is the biggest story?
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