Oh for God’s sake, this has GOT to be a joke. A Bindi Irwin doll now? What the fuck is going on here?
The nine year old launched her own toy line at FAO Schwarz in New York yesterday.
“It’s every little girl’s dream to have an exact look-a-like doll. It’s amazing!”
I can guarantee you that was never my dream as a little girl. My dream now is to have Bindi Irwin get out of my face. That crimped hair, talking in the third person, thumbs up everywhere she goes and that bloody khaki!! I know she’s only 9 and I need to cut her some slack blah, blah, blah. I blame her mother.
