JOE SIMPSON NEEDS TO BE TOLD WHEN TO PISS OFF

Joe Simpson is honestly the creepiest guy in Hollywood. What is he, 65 or something? He manages his own daughters, and by ‘manages’ of course, I mean that he makes them get their tits out/get nose jobs/whore themselves out for as much publicity as possible.

Hmm - him and Dina Lohan would make a great couple. I’m gonna try and set that up.

Anyway, Joe tagged along as the third wheel to Ashlee and Pete while she was performing at the Luxor in Las Vegas.

Look at how thrilled Pete Wentz is in this photo…gold.

CLOVERFIELD PREMIERE

If Rumer Willis and her chin is my most hated celebrity then Ashlee Simpson is an extremely close second. The now redhead hit the red carpet with her boyfriend Pete Wentz at the premiere of Cloverfield last night.

Boyfriend Pete Wentz or girlfriend Pete Wentz? Because I get very confused with that ridiculous haircut of his. That and the fact that Ashlee could easily pass as a lesbian.

Also sporting horrendous hair at the Cloverfield premiere is our favourite drunk, Lindsay Lohan. Remember how hot she was in Mean Girls? Why must she insist on this unruly blonde mop? It’s hideous! Next.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy 2008 people! The stars were out in full force this new years eve, as was Kevin Federline. Not suprisingly, Paris Hilton saw in the new year with K-Fed at Pure in Las Vegas.  

But suprisingly…K-fed saw in the new year with Paris. Hasn’t he heard the saying ‘The way you spend new years is the way you’ll spend your year’? Who wants a year with Paris Hilton? No thanks.                                                            

                                                             

Meanwhile, over in Miami, Mandy Moore spent her new years eve ay the The Raleigh right on the beach.

                                                                                                                                      

Also in Miami were Pete Wentz and the next biggest chin after Rumer Willis, Ashlee Simpson. The two spent their night at Shore Club.

BEST PHOTO OF ALL TIME

You didn’t think it was possible to get a better photo than The Andres dressed up for Christmas did you? Well Planet Hiltron stumbled across this gem of Ashlee Simpson. I’ve only just put it up now because I passed out in fits of laughter earlier this morning. Sucks. To be. Ashlee.

PETE WENTZ NEEDS TO RELAX

Pete Wentz is pissed. Heavy metal band Neurosonic have put a song called “So Many People” which makes fun of those loser pop stars lip syncing their way through show business. At a concert last week, the band encouraged the audience to do a ‘jig’ like Ashlee Simpson did in her Saturday Night Live performance where she died in the arse on stage. Pete has sent a cease and desist request to the band to stop making fun of little Ash. Remember how great her stuff up was? No? Let’s wall watch now.