Today in entertainment…
Wow. P Diddy’s twins turned one this week and ahh, I don’t want to be the one to point this out but isn’t the general public obligated to call child services if children under the age of 12 are caught wearing leopard print and/or gold jewellery?
God help us all.
Brilliant! Here I was thinking all the mug shots had been done for 2007 but then BAM! Mischa Barton sneaks one in there at the last minute. Gold.
Poor old Marissa Cooper. Things just can’t go right for her can they?
Mischa was pulled over by the cops at 2.46am after she failed to indicate on a turn and was driving over two lanes of traffice.The starlet was then busted for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid licence.
Tsk! Tsk! Mischa. She was released from custody at 10.10am the next morning after her parents paid the $10,000 bail.
Californiaaaaaaaaaa, Californiaaaaaaaaa, here were coooooooooooome!
Joh Duhamel and Fergie are engaged! Josh’s rep has confirmed the couple got engaged ‘recently’ but won’t give any more detail.
So that’s it ladies…until the divorce, Josh is off the shelf. I wonder if Fergie will do a solo version of the bridal waltz on her slutty stripper pole she had installed in the house?
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley tied the knot in Utah over the weekend with only around 80 friends and family.
I’m sorry, but Katherine Heigl annoys the shit out of me. Love Grey’s Anatomy, but she shits me to tears.
Moving on, each guest were given baskets of Christmas cookies upon arrival, the bride and bridesmaids were in Oscar De La Renta gowns, the couple wrote their own vows and gay nurse, T.R. Knight was one of the groomsmen. Really, can you get any gayer? You’re best mates with the bride and are killing yourself over the fact you can’t be a bridesmaid so you push your way through to the other side of the bridal party? I’m sure Josh had plenty of other friends he wanted with him.
Anyhoo, OK! Magazine have the rights to the photos so stay tuned!
Well this is some nice wholesome fun, isn’t it? It seems the ‘lesbian’ pop sensations that were once t.A.T.u have graced the cover of this month’s Russian Maxim magazine where…shock, horror…one of them is heavily up the duff.
These two skanks are attempting to promote their new album, Waste Management.
Classy. Work hard kids and you can achieve anything!
More dramas on the Spice Girls tour…it seems Posh’s dressing room got broken into while the girls were performing in Germany. None of the other girls rooms were touched but they took a number of designer outfits including two pairs of shoes valued at $11,500 each and a custom made robe made for her by Roberto Cavalli that had “Mrs. Beckham” on the back.
Boo hoo, can anything go right for Posh?
Natalie Portman has designed a line of shoes with ‘te casan’ that are completely animal free. The hippy-I mean…vegan will launch the shoes in February but you can pre-order your pair on the website from Januray 15. Five percent of the profits are going to some charity.
Five percent? She doesn’t love animals that much does she? Big tightarse.
Umm, can we please talk about this movie poster? Now, I don’t give a shit about ‘Over Her Dead Body’ as a movie but let’s just take a look at the cast list across the top…‘Eva Longoria Parker’
I really didn’t think it was possible for me to dislike this little mouse anymore but I actually nearly went into cardiac arrest when I saw this. First of all, Sarah Jessica is going to be pissed. Second of all, she’ll be divorced in a year, why bother with this?
OH, YOU SHIT ME EVA!
Brad and Ange went for a good old fashioned bike ride in New Orleans this week with the kids loving life on the back.
Question: When is Brad going to get rid of that ridiculous beret he wears everywhere? Honestly, it’s not funny anymore.
How cute is this? Keri Russell and Jennifer Garner took their kids out for a stroll together this week. Look at that baby’s face popping up for a look! Bless!
